Your lucky day…
As you lay your little inferior head to bed at night, images of me shall float in your mind.
For I give you purpose. I give you excitement. I make your life worth living.
You have been lucky enough to come crawling on hands and knees; drool trailing behind you, as you lay in your own slobber.
Only to look up in amazement at my glorious body. Seeing my pure size and power makes you realize how small you are. Yet you feel safe knowing that you are beneath me, with my glorious feet just within reach.
Perhaps you have stumbled upon me by mere chance, or perhaps you have been just waiting for the day to serve me. The day that you finally build up enough courage to submit to THE ONE AND ONLY.
Your day has come my little servant. It is time to submit to me, and roll over on your back like a dog.
Your search ends here. Your life will be complete, by making mine complete. Your purpose is to make me happy.
To make me proud. To make my life easier in every way possible. It is all for me.
Give up and let go, fall into THE BOSTON GOD.